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I haven’t had any­thing that I tru­ly want, much less need, for years. I am for­tu­nate enough to be sat­is­fied with my life and couldn’t real­ly ask for more mate­ri­al­ly (any­one want to trans­fer stock and keep me out of the work­house at eighty is more than wel­come to con­tribute to the under­whelm­ing fairy dust fund).

Pure­ly as a lark, though, I filled out a San­ta List along with the fam this year, which detailed the things I wouldn’t mind hav­ing in a more per­fect world, namely:

— A thir­ty foot wood-hulled, gaff-rigged sail­ing yacht with off­shore cruis­ing capac­i­ty to which I can retire, and final­ly answer the peren­ni­al siren’s call of all melanin-defi­cient peo­ples to head off into an emp­ty blue horizon

— A 5,000 square foot struc­tur­al mason­ry work­shop and ware­house with a ter­ra cot­ta tile roof where I can restore unloved antique fur­ni­ture and dis­crim­i­nat­ing­ly select its next custodians

— sus­tained peace and qui­et, let the read­er under­stand that I am now the father of adolescents…

— “the time that I lack to sit in the syn­a­gogue and pray /​and maybe have a seat by the East­ern wall /​and I’d dis­cuss the holy books with the learned men, sev­er­al hours every day /​and that would be the sweet­est thing of all”

— alter­na­tive­ly, ribbed silk and cot­ton socks in a panoply of hues (in par­tic­u­lar mul­ber­ry, moss green, mus­tard yel­low, burnt orange, pruss­ian blue, ver­mil­lion, pow­der pink, and ivory), as well as some sour can­dy balls, would suffice